yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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