one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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