Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
