Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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