We named our party play list daddy issues
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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