what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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