If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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