Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
