party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I see more hoeing in ur future
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