is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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