There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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