i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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