That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
