I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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