ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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