didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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