just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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