Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Michael Bay diarrhea
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
