hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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