Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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