did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
