just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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