David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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