Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Did I show you my penis last night?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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