Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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