I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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