Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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