You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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