In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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