I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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