I hate your face
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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