there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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