Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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