Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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