but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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