We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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