ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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