Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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