Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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