The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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