so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize