I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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