You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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