I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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