Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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