Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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