I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
the condom got lost in my hair
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Boobs are out for the taking
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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