Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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