She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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