Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I will be naked everywhere
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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