you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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