Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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