dude i'm inner monologue high
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
MIDGETS
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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