Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
That reminds me...we need to get swords
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
