Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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