D3 body, D1 cock
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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