I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
im holly from the hills drunk
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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