I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
So squirting runs in the family.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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