got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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