this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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